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Location: jersey*represent*
Job: selling weed

Yo. You guys need to turn those frowns upside down. And I got just the thing for that. We call them Doobie Snax

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hey there

Posted by bluntmanandchronic Jul. 8, 2009 @ 9:54 PM EDT

welcome welcome to our happy little mutherfucking domain of Jay and Silent Bob
here we use the mooby's public computer and we surf around the net looking for funny, fucked and totally sexually based shit so i can jack my monkey.

Also look for somebody to lick a fat man with an overcoat! yeah! :)
ALSO KEEP IN MIND SILENT BOB DOES ALL THE TYPING....he just types for me...hes good with that technical shit!

otherwise me and silent bob hang around watching videos that fit our nature which isnt hard to find and just watch newground movies or games or some of that ho hentai pussy and shit ya know what i mean.....saves us selling pot sometimes to pay for strip club money!....sometimes.

and thats fucking all i can say so my tubby bitch can stop typing cause hes having a fucking winge..

So in summary
we watch movies
play games
anything we fucking want to do.

and if you have a prob with that u we're gonna make you eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat.
gotta go bitches but we will return and remember

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse!

P.S found this video on youtube was fucking funny! i had to share dis shit also found out they are fans of us aswell....i reck u should watch these funny mutherfuckers! i think ythere under the name of EATITTV on da fucking tube neways bye wiggas!
Jay and Silent Bob

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Updated: 08/06/09 7:57 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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6 Comments

Jul. 8, 2009 | 10:01 PM smitty0123 says:

kevin smith is teh shit

Jul. 8, 2009 | 10:15 PM kanamomashouse says:

hey man. how bout dem doobie smacks you wuz tlakin bout. oh jyeah. mmmmmmm.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:34 AM danicos says:

That is is like SO off the hizzle

Jul. 9, 2009 | 2:35 AM danicos says:

Ha hA! only three comments! get on more,Blunt man!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 6:30 AM bluntmanandchronic responds:

yeah well we stay for pussy,weed and movies yo but hey better than nothing man! we just representin! you want some weed btw?!
Jay&Silent Bob

Jul. 31, 2009 | 3:23 PM seansobes says:

bad impersonation is bad

Aug. 3, 2009 | 9:08 PM bluntmanandchronic responds:

Impersonating wtf u talking about?
You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Reco'nize. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoff impersonaters, when we are fucking real." And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Well, FUCK that.

Updated: Aug. 3, 2009, 9:09 PM
Aug. 9, 2009 | 2:10 AM Alpharius120 says:

I can't believe how wrong you're getting the lines...

Aug. 10, 2009 | 10:56 PM bluntmanandchronic responds:

How would u fucking know we are jay and Silent Bob mutherfucker stop knocking us othwerwise we gonna fly up there and we're gonna make you eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made you eat. Then you're all you knocking motherfucks are next.
Love,
Jay and Silent Bob.

Updated: Aug. 10, 2009, 10:58 PM
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