welcome welcome to our happy little mutherfucking domain of Jay and Silent Bob
here we use the mooby's public computer and we surf around the net looking for funny, fucked and totally sexually based shit so i can jack my monkey.

Also look for somebody to lick a fat man with an overcoat! yeah! :)
ALSO KEEP IN MIND SILENT BOB DOES ALL THE TYPING....he just types for me...hes good with that technical shit!

otherwise me and silent bob hang around watching videos that fit our nature which isnt hard to find and just watch newground movies or games or some of that ho hentai pussy and shit ya know what i mean.....saves us selling pot sometimes to pay for strip club money!....sometimes.

and thats fucking all i can say so my tubby bitch can stop typing cause hes having a fucking winge..

So in summary
we watch movies
play games
anything we fucking want to do.

and if you have a prob with that u we're gonna make you eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat.
gotta go bitches but we will return and remember

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse!

P.S found this video on youtube was fucking funny! i had to share dis shit also found out they are fans of us aswell....i reck u should watch these funny mutherfuckers! i think ythere under the name of EATITTV on da fucking tube neways bye wiggas!
Jay and Silent Bob